wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
So what do you say instead of ‘I’m paid fortnightly’?
How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time